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Syndication

Topical jokes about the Freedom of Information Act, medical marijuana for pets, having a baby in the shower, Target's new minimum wage, and Liam Neeson's semi-retirement.

Direct download: Mar20.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:12am PDT

Topical jokes about marijuana smuggling, a gay Star Wars character, shooting your TV, a portable meth lab, and a penis transplant.

Direct download: Mar13.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:50pm PDT

Topical jokes about Hillary Clinton's email address, a mysterious container labelled "Not Weed", sex changes in the Army, Chris Brown's baby, the Etsy IPO, and the new merger of Boko Haram and ISIS.

Direct download: Mar7.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:59pm PDT

Topical jokes about edible KFC cups, setting your own house on fire, legal marijuana, Vladimir Putin's critics mysteriously dying, and a man who has sex with mailboxes.

Direct download: Feb28.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:10pm PDT

Topical jokes about Kim Kardashian, a Game of Thrones Edition of Monoply, Native Americans versus Facebook, Internet Barbie, a book donation to Princeton University, and a study about retired people.

Direct download: Feb22.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:57am PDT

Topical jokes about Justin Bieber, Bill Clinton, a 50 Shades of Grey word search, sleeping in a dumpster, Apple's $700 billion dollar valuation, and much, much more.

Direct download: Feb15.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:27pm PDT

Topical jokes about The Pope using a computer, The Vatican giving away free haircuts, a dating app for stoners, an app that tests for STDs, a 14 pound baby, transgendered bathrooms, and a horse in a bathtub.

Direct download: Feb8.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:10pm PDT

Topical jokes about gay marriage in Alabama, cancer in the UK, Sports Illustrated featuring a plus-sized model, Venezuela's condom shortage, a suspicious package, and a selfie that ended in tragedy.

Direct download: Feb4.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:05pm PDT

Topical jokes about bacon-scented lottery tickets, traffic jams, mandatory vaccinations, legalized marijuana, McDonald's, and Suge Knight.

Direct download: Jan31.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:00pm PDT

Topical jokes about DeflateGate, Cuban/US relations, bears eating chocolate, Sarah Palin, Google Fiber, and coma patients.

Direct download: Jan24.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:05pm PDT