The Jokes for Today

Topical jokes about The Rock's selfie record, hiring data, graduating college at 11, President Obama's first job, and a hack at Adult FriendFinder.

Direct download: May24.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:11am PDT

Topical jokes about President Obama joining twitter, a BASE jumping death, using Viagra to treat malaria, raising the minimum wage in Los Angeles, currency exchange manipulation, and a 1,500 mile butterfly corridor.

Direct download: May20.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:26pm PDT

Topical Jokes about a pig running for mayor, Southwest Airlines and suicide, a blind pole vaulter, Native Americans turning down a billion dollars, and a post office that stinks.

Direct download: May17th.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:01am PDT

Topical jokes about Olive Garden's "breadstick sandwiches", George Zimmerman, murder by atomic wedgie, secular America, and butterflies that eat cocaine.

Direct download: May14.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:16pm PDT

Topical jokes about The Price is Right, refugees in suitcases, taking your great-grandmother to prom, social security going bankrupt, and Pizza Hut saving a hostage.

Direct download: May9.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:18pm PDT

Topical jokes about the second Royal Baby, catching Ebola from sex, Stephen Hawking, the Nepal Earthquake, cocaine smuggling, and a devil's haircut (in my mind).

Direct download: May4.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:51pm PDT

Topical jokes about Lil Wayne, Richard Branson, stripper funerals, cancer, and divorcing a man because his penis is too big.

Direct download: Apr28.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:01pm PDT

Topical jokes about stealing dog poop, a parrot who drinks coffee, Ebola, Walmart embezzlement, North Koreans watching "The Interview", and Ben Affleck's family owning slaves.

Direct download: Apr20.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:06pm PDT

Topical jokes about McDonald's all day breakfast, Amazon Dash, California's water shortage, a stabbing over salsa, more ISIS beheadings, and a retirement home's sexy calendar.

Direct download: Apr1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:25pm PDT

Topical jokes about a fire extinguisher factory, mandatory voting, Burger King cologne, George Zimmerman, and the name of Vin Diesel's baby.

Direct download: Mar25.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:16pm PDT