The Jokes for Today

Topical jokes about Donald Trump, the GOP presidential debate, skunks in the subway, Columbia House filing for bankruptcy, and Alabama's GoFundMe page.

Direct download: Aug10.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:28pm PDT

Topical jokes about North Korea's new time zone, a meth lab inside Taco Bell, Buzz Aldrin's travel expenses, a chicken with a prosthetic leg, MADD, and a prison escape on a surfboard.

Hopefully this doesn't sound too bad. My throat was really bugging me, and this was probably the twentieth take.


Direct download: Aug6.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:47pm PDT

Topical Jokes about Rob Schneider's baseball card being stolen, an inmate ripping out his own eyeball, bullets bouncing off of an armadillo, a 560,000 year old tooth, Subway setting a sandwich-making record, a dentist killing a lion in Zimbabwe, and the NSA being the NSA.

Direct download: Aug2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:12pm PDT

Topical jokes about President Obama's birth certificate, paint that can repel urine, setting your poop on fire, Earth 2.0, Snoop Dogg being arrested, and a 560-pound-man riding across America.

Direct download: Jul26.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:16pm PDT

Topical jokes about Donald Trump, Jurassic sperm, garbage cans with wi-fi, Americans who are too fat to be in the military, and 50 Cent's bankruptcy.

Trivia: I am very ill, and recorded this while sweating from a fever.

Direct download: Jul16.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:21pm PDT

Topical jokes about Donald Trump and Chris Christie's presidential aspirations, a girl forced to live in the woods for eating a Pop-Tart, Thin Oreos, the death of the cofounder of Burt's Bees, a pizza hut employee holding his junk, a 116 year old woman, and's fears for the future of music.

Direct download: Jul7.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:52pm PDT

Topical jokes about President Obama saying the n-word, a confederate statue being vandalized, P. Diddy assaulting a man with a kettlebell, Brian Williams, a mile-long pizza, and fake breasts filled with cocaine.

Apologies for the slight static buzzing on this episode. The last time it happened I spent an hour making adjustments before it spontaneously fixed itself, and don't have the time or patience to do that again tonight.

Direct download: Jun22.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:04pm PDT

Topical jokes about free sex, Donald Trump running for president, North Korea's defectors, a woman on the ten dollar bill, iPhones that track how often you have sex, and The Gap closing stores.

Direct download: Jun17.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:54pm PDT

Topical jokes about a cop pulling a gun at a pool party, fecal matter on your toothbrush, new Starbucks flavors, a Bitcoin theft, and a dishonest fortune teller.

Direct download: Jun9.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:24pm PDT

Topical jokes about outlawing mankinis, TSA agents being terrible at their jobs, Chinese smoking ban, Muslims being denied cans of soda, a male version of Hooters, and legal weed at the North Pole.

Trivia: I recorded this while getting over a very bad headcold!

Direct download: Jun3.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:51pm PDT