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Topical jokes about The Pope using a computer, The Vatican giving away free haircuts, a dating app for stoners, an app that tests for STDs, a 14 pound baby, transgendered bathrooms, and a horse in a bathtub.

Direct download: Feb8.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:10pm PDT

Topical jokes about gay marriage in Alabama, cancer in the UK, Sports Illustrated featuring a plus-sized model, Venezuela's condom shortage, a suspicious package, and a selfie that ended in tragedy.

Direct download: Feb4.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:05pm PDT

Topical jokes about bacon-scented lottery tickets, traffic jams, mandatory vaccinations, legalized marijuana, McDonald's, and Suge Knight.

Direct download: Jan31.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:00pm PDT

Topical jokes about DeflateGate, Cuban/US relations, bears eating chocolate, Sarah Palin, Google Fiber, and coma patients.

Direct download: Jan24.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:05pm PDT

Topical jokes about smuggling iPhones, shooting your husband, the Paris liberty march, outsourcing jobs, and smoking in the office.

Direct download: Jan12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:34pm PDT

Topical jokes about a stolen Heisman, eating human hearts, Jon Jones on cocaine, Korean hackers, and baby co-defendants.

Direct download: Jan6.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:21pm PDT

Topical jokes about Harry Reid, a turn signal lever, the King of Saudi Arabia, legal marijuana, and a boy who gave up soda for a year.

Trivia: I accidentally reversed the farewell on this episode, but didn't bother re-taking it, as my voice is about to give out.

Direct download: Jan2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:49am PDT

A look back at topical jokes that were written before the podcast ever started. Jokes about Ebola, Kim Jong Un, strippers, really fat people, the Rosetta comet, Detroit, and more.

Direct download: BestOf2014.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:46am PDT

Topical Jokes about Chipotle, the war in Afghanistan, male birth control, marijuana in Colorado, and Russia's economic downturn.

Direct download: Dec28.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:56pm PDT

Topical jokes about Christmas, Matthew McConaughey, medical marijuana in Denver, "The Interview", The Pope, and pregnant rats.

Direct download: Dec24.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:13pm PDT