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Syndication

Topical jokes about Lil Wayne, Richard Branson, stripper funerals, cancer, and divorcing a man because his penis is too big.

Direct download: Apr28.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:01pm PDT

Topical jokes about stealing dog poop, a parrot who drinks coffee, Ebola, Walmart embezzlement, North Koreans watching "The Interview", and Ben Affleck's family owning slaves.

Direct download: Apr20.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:06pm PDT

Topical jokes about McDonald's all day breakfast, Amazon Dash, California's water shortage, a stabbing over salsa, more ISIS beheadings, and a retirement home's sexy calendar.

Direct download: Apr1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:25pm PDT

Topical jokes about a fire extinguisher factory, mandatory voting, Burger King cologne, George Zimmerman, and the name of Vin Diesel's baby.

Direct download: Mar25.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:16pm PDT

Topical jokes about the Freedom of Information Act, medical marijuana for pets, having a baby in the shower, Target's new minimum wage, and Liam Neeson's semi-retirement.

Direct download: Mar20.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:12am PDT

Topical jokes about marijuana smuggling, a gay Star Wars character, shooting your TV, a portable meth lab, and a penis transplant.

Direct download: Mar13.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:50pm PDT

Topical jokes about Hillary Clinton's email address, a mysterious container labelled "Not Weed", sex changes in the Army, Chris Brown's baby, the Etsy IPO, and the new merger of Boko Haram and ISIS.

Direct download: Mar7.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:59pm PDT

Topical jokes about edible KFC cups, setting your own house on fire, legal marijuana, Vladimir Putin's critics mysteriously dying, and a man who has sex with mailboxes.

Direct download: Feb28.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:10pm PDT

Topical jokes about Kim Kardashian, a Game of Thrones Edition of Monoply, Native Americans versus Facebook, Internet Barbie, a book donation to Princeton University, and a study about retired people.

Direct download: Feb22.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:57am PDT

Topical jokes about Justin Bieber, Bill Clinton, a 50 Shades of Grey word search, sleeping in a dumpster, Apple's $700 billion dollar valuation, and much, much more.

Direct download: Feb15.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:27pm PDT