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Topical jokes about HOLLYWEED, driving while stoned, the President of Playlists, and Donald Trump being covered in piss.

Direct download: Jan10.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:59pm PDT

Topical jokes about really bad daycare employees, payday loans, the Dead Sea, hardcore porn on CNN, and a mis-sent Thanksgiving text.

Direct download: Nov25.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:39am PDT

Topical Jokes about: intentionally crashing a school bus, buying Viagra in bulk, the right to starve yourself, the stock market, and whether or not Jews are people.

Direct download: Nov232016.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:47am PDT

Hey! It's been awhile! For the first time in two months I've gotten my act together enough to write and record the podcast. Here's to more frequent episodes.

Topical Jokes about: The Pope, rain in Los Angeles, "Sponsored Content", swiping a wallet, and the hospitalization of Kanye West.

Direct download: Nov21.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:34pm PDT

Topical jokes about stem cell therapy, police violence, Japan, pigeons, stem cell research, droughts, and Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's divorce.

Direct download: Sep21.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:01pm PDT

Topical jokes about Anthony Weiner's divorce, Ryan Lochte, killing your son, a world record for fist bumps, prison currency, and a dead bagpipe player.

Direct download: Aug29.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:45pm PDT

Topical jokes about cockroaches, Donald Trump, and a license plate that reads 8THEIST.

Note: This is a shorter episode, but I want to crank them out a lot faster.

Direct download: Aug14.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:54pm PDT

Topical jokes about: A really old Twinkie, squirting breastmilk on people, President Obama's approval rating, shooting a gun as a joke, Ozzy Osbourne's sex addiction, Mac 'n Cheetos, and Blink 182

HUGE APOLOGY ALERT. Most of these jokes are pretty old, because I wrote them last month when I submitted a packet for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. After I finished that packet, I lost all interest in recording the jokes, and the podcast in general, and then did nothing for a month. I really just had zero interest in doing the podcast, and it's a small miracle I did it tonight.

Direct download: Aug8.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:32pm PDT

Topical Jokes about: The Cleveland Cavaliers, a woman being chased by a bear, free tickets from Tickemaster, a naked restaurant in Japan, Chewbacca Mom, and other stuff.

Note: Sorry for the delay in recording a new episode. Thanks to the Summer weather, this episode is complete with crickets chirping between jokes, just like if I performed them for an audience.

Direct download: Jun19.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:13pm PDT

Topical jokes about Donald Trump, Caitlyn Jenner, George Zimmerman's gun auction, a 100 year old running around, and the Indy 500.

Direct download: May15.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:59pm PDT