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Topical Jokes about: The Pope starting a laundromat, a politician appearing via hologram, suicide-proofing the Golden Gate bridge, and paying hospital bills in advance.

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In Rome, The Pope has opened a new laundromat for the poor. It's just like a regular laundromat, except after you wash your clothing, you hang it to dry on a crucifix.
 
Many US hospitals are now requiring patients to pay for their medical care BEFORE they receive treatment. In a related story, people with gushing head wounds have started robbing banks.

In France, a politician is able to appear at several rallies at the same by, by projecting himself as a hologram. He's an honest politician, but voters see right through him.

The Golden Gate Bridge is set to receive suicide barriers to prevent people from jumping to their death. Now, people who want to commit suicide will have to go back to lighting themselves on fire.
 
In Colorado, marijuana enthusiasts have founded the International Church of Cannabis. The founder said he was inspired to start the church after he saw a burning bush.
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Topical Jokes about: shooting hibernating bears, high heels in the workplace, KFC using antibiotics, a dead bat in a salad, and shooting your son over walking the dog.

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Topical Jokes about: Ivanka Trump working at the White House, a man being eaten by a giant python, and a babysitter that overdosed on heroin.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:41pm PDT

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Topical Jokes about smuggling cocaine in bananas, breastfeeding, Joe Biden, and Donald Trump's bill for Angela Merkel.

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Direct download: March27.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:54pm PDT

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Topical jokes about Donald and Melania Trump, working at McDonald's for 44 years, and decapitated police in the Congo.

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Direct download: March25.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:10am PDT

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Topical jokes about: toilet paper in China, burning down your house to kill ants, owing money when you die, and a Muppet with autism on Sesame Street.

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Direct download: March22nd.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:20pm PDT

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Topical Jokes about a White House bomb threat, dining and ditching, beating a Good Samaritan, and smoking weed.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:57pm PDT

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Topical Jokes about: Cheerios, the five-second-rule, and a man who confessed to rape during a job interview.

Direct download: March17.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:46pm PDT

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Topical Jokes about Marissa Mayer, the CBO report on Trumpcare, drone strikes, and "Facezam" a creepy stalker app.

Direct download: March14.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:34pm PDT

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Topical Jokes about: An intruder at the White House, homeless high school students, climate change, and refusing to teach undocumented immigrants.

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