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Topical Jokes about: The Cleveland Cavaliers, a woman being chased by a bear, free tickets from Tickemaster, a naked restaurant in Japan, Chewbacca Mom, and other stuff.

Note: Sorry for the delay in recording a new episode. Thanks to the Summer weather, this episode is complete with crickets chirping between jokes, just like if I performed them for an audience.

Direct download: Jun19.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:13pm PDT

Topical jokes about Donald Trump, Caitlyn Jenner, George Zimmerman's gun auction, a 100 year old running around, and the Indy 500.

Direct download: May15.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:59pm PDT

Topical jokes about stealing candy bars, yoga on airplanes, sewing your hand into your stomach, and a Scarlett Johansson robot.

Direct download: Apr4.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:10pm PDT

Topical jokes about: Donald Trump's position on abortion, a tax on marijuana, Katt Williams getting beaten up, adult coloring books, virtual reality porn and much more.

Direct download: Mar31.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:43pm PDT

Topical jokes about Jared Fogle, Indiana Jones, a woman ripping off her husband's testicles, stolen Legos and much more.

Direct download: Mar17.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:13pm PDT

Topical jokes about Kanye asking for a billion dollar loan, Jeb Bush quitting the presidential race, a giant diamond, guns in the classroom, and of course Adolf Hitler's deformed penis.

Direct download: Feb21.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:37pm PDT

Topical jokes about Donald Trump, Chipotle, Sears, crosses on cop cars, Subway's $5 dollar foot long, and more.

Note: I recorded this in like 3 takes, which I think is the fastest ever.

Direct download: Feb10.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:33pm PDT

Topical jokes about Donald Trump signing a boob, snorting coke during a traffic stop, a guy named Bud Weisser, a baby named Saint West, gun violence in America, a burglar being eaten by an alligator, and other stuff.

Note: We're celebrating the podcast's 1 year anniversary!

Direct download: Dec7.15.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:27pm PDT

Topical jokes about Hilary Clinton, sexting secret service agents, the Syrian Army, wearing a spaghetti strainer, Charlie Sheen, and more.

Direct download: Nov22.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:36am PDT

Topical jokes about female Viagra, a sexy police standoff, the US deficit, a test to find out if you're gay, ISIS signing bonuses, and more.

EPISODE 50! Please leave me a review on iTunes! http://goo.gl/84SVm6

 

Direct download: Oct18.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:45pm PDT