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This is my writing packet for The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.

If you need a late night joke writer, contact me at jonaspolsky@gmail.com

 

Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95
 
Direct download: The_Jokes_for_5.5.19.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:23pm PDT

Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95
 
 
Topical jokes about controversial cookies, the CEO of Starbucks running for president, being microchipped by a corporation, an emotional support alligator, and Patton Oswalt helping a GoFundMe.
Direct download: Jan272019.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:36pm PDT

Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95
 
 
Topical jokes about the government shutdown, smelling bad, a homeless person going to prison, a flight attendant dying, and I think that's it.
Direct download: Jan252019.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:02am PDT

Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95
 
 
Topical jokes about the State of the Union, being jailed for helping immigrants, having sex with vegetables, anti-vaxxers, the transgender soldier ban, and of course -- the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.
Direct download: Jan232019.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:09pm PDT

Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95
 
 
Topical jokes about Brett Kavanaugh, United Airlines, cats who have an apartment, conversion therapy, billionaires, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and other news stories.
Direct download: Jan312018.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:53pm PDT

Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95
 
 
Topical jokes about eating roadkill, running over a nail salon employee, Elizabeth Warren, a thwarted mass shooting, and Trump's New Years Resolutions.
Direct download: Dec312018.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:32am PDT

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