The Jokes for Today

Hey, I wrote a short story tonight, and decided to record it. This isn't the regular podcast, just me reading a short story (in earnest?)

Direct download: shortstory.mp3
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Thanks for listening! As always, I have two weeks to go viral and become a famous comedy writer, or I'll be homeless. Not really, but if I could be famous in two weeks, that would be awesome.

You can read my book in 3 different ways:

1. Download for FREE with Kindle Unlimited
2. Purchase the e-book for $3.95
3. Purchase the soft cover book for $5.99

The book is over 100 pages, so it's a good value however you choose to enjoy it.

https://www.amazon.com/Riddles-Easily-Confused-Jonas-Polsky-ebook/dp/B079Q72RW4

I make like $2 per sale, and the goal is to just make it popular on Amazon so I can get a book deal, or get a job, go on a first and second date with a woman, I'm looking for any positive outcome.

Now that I'm thinking about it, it's probably hopeless, so I may stop plugging the book. Buy it right now before you forget.

Direct download: Oct16.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:54am PST

More than 40 copies sold!

https://www.amazon.com/Riddles-Easily-Confused-Jonas-Polsky/dp/1796558109

Direct download: Oct13.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:30am PST

 

GO BUY MY STUPID BOOK! https://amzn.to/2m7GmXs

Direct download: JFT_922.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:02pm PST

This is my writing packet for The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.

If you need a late night joke writer, contact me at jonaspolsky@gmail.com

 

Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95
 
Direct download: The_Jokes_for_5.5.19.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:23pm PST

Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95
 
 
Topical jokes about controversial cookies, the CEO of Starbucks running for president, being microchipped by a corporation, an emotional support alligator, and Patton Oswalt helping a GoFundMe.
Direct download: Jan272019.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:36pm PST

Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95
 
 
Topical jokes about the government shutdown, smelling bad, a homeless person going to prison, a flight attendant dying, and I think that's it.
Direct download: Jan252019.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:02am PST

Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95
 
 
Topical jokes about the State of the Union, being jailed for helping immigrants, having sex with vegetables, anti-vaxxers, the transgender soldier ban, and of course -- the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.
Direct download: Jan232019.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:09pm PST

Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95
 
 
Topical jokes about Brett Kavanaugh, United Airlines, cats who have an apartment, conversion therapy, billionaires, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and other news stories.
Direct download: Jan312018.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:53pm PST

Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95
 
 
Topical jokes about eating roadkill, running over a nail salon employee, Elizabeth Warren, a thwarted mass shooting, and Trump's New Years Resolutions.
Direct download: Dec312018.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:32am PST

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