The Jokes for Today

Topical jokes about Kanye asking for a billion dollar loan, Jeb Bush quitting the presidential race, a giant diamond, guns in the classroom, and of course Adolf Hitler's deformed penis.

Direct download: Feb21.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:37pm PDT

Topical jokes about Donald Trump, Chipotle, Sears, crosses on cop cars, Subway's $5 dollar foot long, and more.

Note: I recorded this in like 3 takes, which I think is the fastest ever.

Direct download: Feb10.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:33pm PDT