The Jokes for Today

Topical jokes about President Obama's birth certificate, paint that can repel urine, setting your poop on fire, Earth 2.0, Snoop Dogg being arrested, and a 560-pound-man riding across America.

Direct download: Jul26.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:16pm PDT

Topical jokes about Donald Trump, Jurassic sperm, garbage cans with wi-fi, Americans who are too fat to be in the military, and 50 Cent's bankruptcy.

Trivia: I am very ill, and recorded this while sweating from a fever.

Direct download: Jul16.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:21pm PDT

Topical jokes about Donald Trump and Chris Christie's presidential aspirations, a girl forced to live in the woods for eating a Pop-Tart, Thin Oreos, the death of the cofounder of Burt's Bees, a pizza hut employee holding his junk, a 116 year old woman, and's fears for the future of music.

Direct download: Jul7.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:52pm PDT