The Jokes for Today

Topical jokes about President Obama saying the n-word, a confederate statue being vandalized, P. Diddy assaulting a man with a kettlebell, Brian Williams, a mile-long pizza, and fake breasts filled with cocaine.

Apologies for the slight static buzzing on this episode. The last time it happened I spent an hour making adjustments before it spontaneously fixed itself, and don't have the time or patience to do that again tonight.

Direct download: Jun22.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:04pm PDT

Topical jokes about free sex, Donald Trump running for president, North Korea's defectors, a woman on the ten dollar bill, iPhones that track how often you have sex, and The Gap closing stores.

Direct download: Jun17.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:54pm PDT

Topical jokes about a cop pulling a gun at a pool party, fecal matter on your toothbrush, new Starbucks flavors, a Bitcoin theft, and a dishonest fortune teller.

Direct download: Jun9.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:24pm PDT

Topical jokes about outlawing mankinis, TSA agents being terrible at their jobs, Chinese smoking ban, Muslims being denied cans of soda, a male version of Hooters, and legal weed at the North Pole.

Trivia: I recorded this while getting over a very bad headcold!

Direct download: Jun3.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:51pm PDT