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Good morning, good afternoon, and goodnight. These are the jokes for today for June 7th.

Soon, iPhones will prevent users from texting while driving. The way it works is simple, when the driver starts texting, the car's wheels will fly off.

Drug overdoses are now the leading cause of death for people under 50. And when you turn 50 there's a new leading cause of death: infected bed sores.
 
In Utah, a woman was arrested for pulling her child's teeth out with pliers in a Walmart bathroom. Walmart employees were shocked, because none of them had ever heard of dentistry.

A man flying Delta airlines was bitten by another passenger's emotional support dog. But the dog made it up to everyone later, by eating a crying baby.

These were the jokes for today, and I, was Jonas Polsky.
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