The Jokes for Today

Topical jokes about: Steve Bannon, stolen zoo animals, and white supremacy.

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Good morning, good afternoon, and goodnight. These are The Jokes for Today for August 19th.

A priest chanting Latin in reverse successfully cast a magic spell to banish evil spirits -- and Steven Bannon has been removed from the White House.

Donald Trump reportedly asked for Bannon's resignation. According to Trump, during his meeting with Bannon, people were fired on many sides -- many sides.
Speaking of racism...

In Boston, a group of dozens of white supremacists held a protest, but were dwarfed by 40,000 counter protestors. So for once, white supremacists got to feel what it's like to be a vulnerable minority group.
In Venezuela, a food shortage has resulted in animals being stolen from the zoo, and zoo officials fear the animals have been eaten. "I have no idea what happened", said a man eating an aardvark sandwich.

...two visitors were asked to leave the zoo after they were caught rubbing barbecue sauce onto an elephant.
These were the Jokes for Today, and I, was Jonas Polsky.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:31am PST