The Jokes for Today
Topical jokes about Neo-Nazis, the KKK, and a woman who found her wedding ring on a carrot.
Show Transcript:

Good morning, good afternoon, and goodnight. These are The Jokes for Today for August 16th.

In Canada, a gardener who lost her wedding ring 14 years ago, found it wrapped around a carrot. According to Canadian law, that carrot can now sue the woman for alimony.

The KKK has been denied a permit to burn a giant cross on top of a mountain. No reason was provided.

A Neo-Nazi website has been forced offline after they were banned from several webhosting services. Currently, the only website posting Nazi propaganda is

These were the jokes for today, and I, was Jonas Polsky.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:02pm PST